Film — 13 July 2013
Pacific Rim: Review in Four Pictures


Last night, I went to see “Pacific Rim” in 3D.  And sirs and madams, I wish I could tell you I had a good time.  Instead, it was one of the worst films I have seen in a theater.  To save you your hard-earned U.S. dollars, here’s my review of this corny, CGI mess in pictures.   (P.S., I still love you Idris Elba!)

Add one part…

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And boom, you feel like you’ve seen this overlong, overwrought and just plain horrible film.  I just saved you some money, plus about two hours total wasted, including looking for parking and sitting in disbelief once the lights come back up.





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